What if I Could Control the Weather

Seriously ... what if I could?

• Would I be selfish and only have nice weather around me all the time and divert bad weather to other places?
  
• Would I have clear skys and sun each and every day?
• Would I only allow it to rain at night when I'm asleep?
• Would I smite people with severe thunderstorm warnings and/or tornado warnings if I felt they had wronged me in some way?
• Would I direct all hurricanes away from land?

OMG! and what about lightening? I soooo know what I would use it for. Killing

• Drug Lords
  
• Terrorists
• Hookers (but only the ones knowingly spreading disease)
  
• Child Molesters
  
• Murderers (reviewed on a case by case basis)
• Greedy Wall Street Brokers
• Elected Government Leaders who use their position for personal gain rather then working for the individuals that put them into office
• Oil Company CEOs, CFOs, C-any other Os
• hmmm.... will add more to this list as they come to me. There is so much evil, i know this list will grow.

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random pic i found on the web that amused me: