So i'm sitting her thinking about men, and if i were dating at the moment, how would i know if he were the one. And I came up with something that would let me know that he accepted and loved me, even at my most retardedness.
What is this criteria? you query ...
Well, the right guy will be the one that will let me draw a face on his dick with a sharpie. I mean, is it wrong that i want to add a little personality to the guy? If I'm going to be down there anyway, I'd like to put a face with the name (assuming it has a name)
Doesn't seem like it should be that big of a deal, right?